Sam Enters the Fray

In a stunning development in the presidential race, Sam has decided to officially announce that he is running for the VP spot on the Republican ticket. He feels he has as much experience as governor what's her name from whatever state she is from. I find this to be a truly shocking development (I never knew he was a Republican).

Sam feels he brings strong qualifications to the ticket. He also brings a cross-species perspective unheard of in politics today. In fact he's already come up with a slogan: It's time for a change for all the species of America.

McCain has had trouble convincing women to vote for him. Sam feels he can easily crack this group especially former Hillary Clinton supporters. After all, what women doesn't like a cute cat. He also feels he can appeal to blue collar men by the fact he enjoys football and, after having had too many beers, can belch and puke with the best of them. Sam can also appeal to business leaders with his philosophy of instead of making regulations take a nap.

This wide appeal to so many diverse groups will serve McCain well in his run for the presidency.

Sam is rallying important people to his cause. He's calling round the clock between naps of course. He'd hope to be able to text people but not having opposable thumbs made this impossible.

Sam realizes time is short and it will be an uphill battle but believes he is the best choice Senator McCain can possible make for the VP spot.

I'm wishing him luck.








Who could resist that face?