The Charmin Store

Yes, there actually is a Charmin store. But they don't sell bath tissue. It's a place that has free bathrooms along with some other things as well. At the back of the store three of the walls have bathrooms. All have doors which are numbered. There's a line for the bathrooms. There's also a guy with a mic. He asks your name and where you are from. He then assigns you to one of the bathrooms and your escorted to your door.

Only in New York.

And, yes that woman is dressed up as a toilet. Like I said only in New York.